Unlike Other New Hires, Man Not Suddenly Looking Forward to Mondays

MONTGOMERY – After starting a new job last week with some P named Parking Company, Randy Leery shocked a lot of his new colleagues after not posting on LinkedIn about how he now looks forward to Mondays. “Look, don’t get me wrong. I’m thankful for the opportunity and excited to join the team, but I’m not sure I exactly all of the sudden now look forward to Mondays.” An employee with the P named Parking Company said this isn’t the first time Mr. Leery has shocked colleagues during his onboarding process. After other applicants promised to give 110% during the interview process, Mr. Leary stated he would only give 100%. “It was odd to say the least,” said an unnamed source with the P named Parking Company. “He also left our onboarding company swag box on his desk untouched. Who wouldn’t want a free koozie or cheap frisbee with our logo on it?” While the optimism isn’t where the company wants it, his results have been stellar so far.